OK, look I’ve got a couple of other properties in desperate need of some smart comments and sarcastic complements to get them some attention. I’m not going to waste any zingers on this place, it speaks for itself.. . Private Pool – check. Roof Terrace – check. Garden – check. Private Garage – check. Fiber Internet – check. Recently renovated – check. Expansive views – check. Airport 15 mins, city 25, beach 25. . We done here?